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51759731
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57 years old
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Kalamazoo, MI
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Single, Man seeking Woman
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For A Date, Friendship, Marriage, Long-term Relationship, Intimacy/Physical Chemistry, Activity Partner
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Logged in:
15 hours ago
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Last Update:
4/18/2006
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Relationship status:
- Single
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Have kids:
- (not answered yet)
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Custody:
- I have no kids
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Want kids:
- I don't plan on having children
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Height:
- 6' 2" (188 cm)
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Body style:
- Zaftig
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Ethnicity:
- Caucasian/White
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Religion:
- Unaffiliated
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Smoke:
- Non-Smoker
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Drink:
- On occasion
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Education:
- Master's Degree
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Occupation:
- Technical/Science/Engineering
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Annual income:
- $50,000 - $100,000
I'm intelligent, sincere, humorous, and upbeat. I seek another with a positve attitude, inquisitive nature, and a balanced view of life. One more thing. I've listed my body type as Zaftig. I have no idea what that means but it just sounded cool so I went with it....gosh I hope it's a good thing. UPDATE: I looked Zaftig up and it doesn't fit. It's still a great word and I'm going to stick with it here but let me share something with you....just because on first appearance something seems to be "just right" it can take a deeper look to confirm (to those that put far too much emphasis on these photos and too little on a person's words).
It's certainly nice and required to some degree that two share common interests, goals, and expectations. However, they can also possess a focus of their own individuality and that's my definition of mutual independence.
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Hair:
- Brown
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- Hazel
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Zodiac sign:
- Sagittarius
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- Active
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Relocation:
- I would relocate for the right person or relationship
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- Michigan
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Languages:
- English
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- Master's Degree
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- Technical
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Occupation:
- Technical/Science/Engineering
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- Resources Management
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Annual income:
- $50,000 - $100,000
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Earthy, Easygoing/Flexible/Open-Minded, Flirtatious/Playful, Friendly/Kind, Humorous/Witty, Intellectual, Low Maintenance, Practical, Romantic, Self Confident, Serious/Responsible, Unconventional/Free-Spirited
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Antiquing, Cooking/Barbecuing, Gardening, Home Improvement/Decorating, Intimate Conversations, Listening to/Playing Music, Reading/Writing, Taking Long Walks, Traveling/Weekend Trips/Adventure Travel, Movies/TV
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Amusement Parks, Antique Stores/Flea Markets/Garage Sales, Art Galleries, Beach, Bookstores, Charity Events, Coffee Houses, Comedy Clubs, Concerts, Libraries, Live Theater, Movies, Museums, Opera, Parks, Political Events, Restaurants, Shopping Malls, Sporting Events, Symphony, Volunteer Events
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Biking, Golf, Hiking/Walking, Ice Skating, Jet/Water Skiing
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American, Barbecue, Cajun/Southern, Caribbean/Cuban, Chinese/Dim Sum, Deli, Eastern-European, Fast Food/Pizza, German, Greek, Indian, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Korean, Mediterranean, Mexican, Middle Eastern, Seafood, Soul Food, South American, Southwestern, Spanish, Thai, Vegetarian/Organic, Vegan, Vietnamese
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Alternative, Big Band/Swing, Blues, Classic Rock n' Roll, Classical, Country, Folk, Jazz, Latin, Modern Rock n' Roll, New Age, Opera, Soul/R&B, World Music/Ethnic, Instrumental, Acoustic, Other
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Fiction, Magazines, Newspapers, Non-Fiction, Trade Journals
It's certainly nice and required to some degree that two share common interests, goals, and expectations. However, they can also possess a focus of their own individuality and that's my definition of mutual independence.
Lets see...well it should involve the outdoors, good food, and most of all the discovery that both are interesting to each other.
The ideal relationship is just that.....an ideal, and therefore beyond reach. The question would be better put "what is the desired relationship". That brings to mind adjectives such as...comfortable, seamless, stable, giving....the list goes on.
Each paring comes with its strengths and weaknesses and no two people are completely alike, no matter what the level of their compatibility. Simply understanding that has taught me not to develop pre-conceptions based on past experiences. All should take care when we outwardly or inwardly compare one to another.
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- Q. Last book you've read? Loved it... or hated it?
- A. The "Handbook of Hydrology", D.R. Maidment, McGraw-Hill, 1992, ISBN 0-07-039732-5. Weak characters, the plot is hard to follow, and there are no pictures. However the chapter on Analysis and Modeling of Hydrologic Time Series was riveting.
7 days ago
- Q. Last movie you've watched? Loved it... or hated it?
- A. Hated it. That's why I can't remember what it was.
4 days ago
- Q. Best movie ever made?
- A. That's impossible to answer as I have not seen them all.
7 days ago
- Q. If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would buy?
- A. I have won the lottery. I won a 2 dollar prize and was very disappointed. I went to the State capitol and was dejected that they didn't present me with one of those huge checks. Personally after that I think the lottery is a scam.
54 days ago
- Q. What product do you wish you invented?
- A. Mighty Putty, the amazing ShamWow, and The Clapper.
50 days ago
- Q. What trait of yours do your friends tease you about?
- A. They tease me that I never date the same woman more than once. They also make fun of me for digging and then filling in holes in my back yard late at night.
50 days ago
- Q. What's your favorite home remedy?
- A. Human sacrafice. Works best if you can find a free-range sacrafical human. Check local farm markets or roadside stands.
50 days ago
- Q. Do you collect anything?
- A. I collect empty oil cans that John Prine used when servicing his car. So far they seem hard to find so I got nothing.
54 days ago
- Q. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
- A. Prevent deer flies from being able to bite through my skin. Either that or being able to polish all my shoes within 10 seconds or less.
50 days ago
- Q. What's your best birthday memory?
- A. Visiting mom and dad in prison. Mom made me a shirt out of toilet paper and dad carved me a solider from a bar of soap. We had Tex-Mex for lunch. Sadly I had to use the shirt and solider before I even made it out of the gate.
50 days ago
- Q. If you lost your sense of smell, what would be the smell you would miss the most?
- A. Burned cabbage. Reminds me of growing up as a child.
50 days ago
- Q. If you could hang out with any celebrity for a whole day, who would you choose?
- A. Lindsay Lohan but only if they had her cell door open for the entire day. If things got slow I'd spray her tether with Binaca causing the DOC guards to come running. We'd laugh and laugh and laugh. Good clean fun.
50 days ago
- Q. If aliens came and invited you to come back to their planet for a visit, would you go?
- A. Depends. It would be best if they called ahead to schedule. I bowl on Tuesdays and would hate to miss the flea market on the weekend.
54 days ago
- Q. Family: Close knit or close to pulling your hair out?
- A. I don't know much about my family. When I was 4 I was given to a family that had a mayonaise farm in Alabama. They were nice but its not the same as growing up with your own blood relatives.
54 days ago
- Q. Movies: Gone with the Wind or Gone in 60 Seconds?
- A. I lived both of these. My house was hit by a fierce wind (tornado) and it was gone in about 75 seconds.
54 days ago
- Q. Treasure: Chest or booty?
- A. I don't understand the question. Please re-phrase and re-submit. Our staff will review and reply within 2 - 3 business days.
50 days ago
- Q. Bubbly: Beer or champagne?
- A. Depends. If I'm not out to impress its beer. If I am trying to impress its Champale. I like the vintage, Waukegan, Illinois, July 2010, Building 34, fourth chemical fermentor from the back left.
54 days ago
- Q. 'Tis better to: Give or receive?
- A. "Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." However I do acknowledge that as that relates to myself that train may have already left the station.
50 days ago
- Q. Are you on your way to heaven or hell?
- A. Actually I was on my way to the laundry room to empty the dryer but got distracted here. Gee, I've been here a long time now. Drat, I bet the clothes have cooled down and I'm going to have to iron everything now. Ironing may not be hell but is sure seems like it to me.
50 days ago
- Q. Piercings: Sexy or scary?
- A. Pierced belly button - sexy. Pierced belly from industrial accident - scary. Small nostril piercing - can be sexy. Piercing to insert nose ring for use in adult bondage rituals - I respectfully decline to comment and invoke the rights granted me under the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America.
50 days ago
- Q. Your ex: Friend or foe? Explain.
- A. Yes.
50 days ago
- Q. What's your preferred party attire? Tux or jeans?
- A. Tuxedo jacket over a white wife-beater tank top, Levi's circa 1970 Big Bell blue jeans, and sandals. Oh I forgot, black socks too.
50 days ago
- Q. If you were married or in a committed relationship and could have five one night stands that didn't count as cheating, which five celebrities would you pick?
- A. Forget the celebrities, I'd settle for just finding a woman that didn't consider one night stands as cheating.
50 days ago
- Q. Fill in the blank: If you really knew me, you would know that I ____________
- A. I've been convicted of 6 felonies, but each one was a set up and bum rap.
54 days ago
- Q. If you were a musical instrument or animal, what would you be?
- A. Harp seal. Covers both.
50 days ago
- Q. If you weren't in your current profession, what would you do?
- A. Breeder of salamanders for show, horseraddish taste tester, or day trader of wood pulp and other cellulose-based commodities.
50 days ago
- Q. Who was the biggest opposite sex influence in your life?
- A. My 3rd grade teacher. She was about 6' 1" and 270, 280 tops.
50 days ago
- Q. If you were going to cook a meal for your date, what would you make?
- A. I do this often. I'm the head rotisserie chef and roast beef carver at the local Golden Corral. I often have my date come in and I serve her the best cut of meat on the roast. You know the good and lean without all the fat. Sometimes there's a big run on deep fried shrimp at the seafood buffet and it gets slow at my work station. When that happens we sneak in a kiss or some light petting.
50 days ago
- Q. What's your favorite drink?
- A. Jet A with a splash of dibromochlorobenzene.
54 days ago
- Q. Do you like the lights on or off?
- A. It would be politically correct for me to say I like the lights off as that is eco-friendly and conserves energy. Down deep I actually wish all lights were on at all times. After all we have all that coal buried there not being used and I welcome global warming. I'm sick and tired of shoveling snow and putting my galoshes on just to go to the mailbox.
50 days ago
- Q. What's your biggest irrational fear?
- A. Excuse me, all my fears are rational.
54 days ago
- Q. What's the most adventurous thing you have ever eaten?
- A. Ramen noodles. Well the food isn't that adventurous but I was mountain climbing in Wyoming and that was an adventure.
57 days ago
- Q. What's your favorite restaurant anywhere in the world and why?
- A. Where? McDonald's in Kalamazoo. Why? Its the only restaurant that I've ever been to.
57 days ago
- Q. If you could only eat one food and nothing else for three days in a row, what would it be?
- A. 3-bean salad but picking out and eating only one type of bean on each subsequent day. Some might consider that violating the premise of the question.
57 days ago
- Q. If you knew you would be stranded on a desert island for a year, what three things would you bring with you?
- A. Six months supply of food and water.
57 days ago
- Q. Do you put your car keys and your wallet in the same place every night or is it random?
- A. Usually in the morning the jailer pulls your possesions out of a brown evelope when he returns them to you so I would have to say yes, they are put in the same place every night.
57 days ago
- Q. Are there any TV shows you schedule your life around?
- A. Never miss an episode of "SWAT - The Mean Streets of Pleasantville".
57 days ago
- Q. Are you a morning person or a night person?
- A. I've become both a morning and night person. My tether goes off every 2-hours for a call in so its hard to get into any one routine.
57 days ago
- Q. Describe the perfect Saturday afternoon.
- A. Doing the laundry, scrubbing the floors, running the weedeater. When she gets done with that and I finish watching the NASCAR race we go out (Dutch) for ice cream.
57 days ago
- Q. What three people, dead or alive, would you invite to a dinner party? Why?
- A. George Washington, Albert Einstein, Roy Rogers. Inviting dead people is the way to go. More leftovers, fewer dirty dishes, and no stolen silverware.
50 days ago
- Q. If you only had $25 for a date, what would you plan?
- A. How to spend the left over $15.
57 days ago
- Q. What's the nicest thing you ever did for a boyfriend or a girlfriend?
- A. On numerous occasions I've pointed other women out to girlfriends and commented on specific things about them that are attractive to me and how they could look better by doing this or that to improve their own appearances. Significant others are appreciative of this as it shows how thoughtful you are.
57 days ago
- Q. What's the nicest thing a boyfriend or girlfriend ever did for you?
- A. Dropped the charges.
57 days ago
- Q. If you were playing the dating game and could only ask one question before choosing a date, what would it be?
- A. Do you know my wife?
57 days ago
- Q. What's the cheesiest pick up line you have ever heard?
- A. "You're cuter than a spotted calf". (technically the guy was correct. She was cuter than said calf)
57 days ago
- Q. What's the best place for a first date?
- A. A trip to the dump but that runs the risk of showing off and your date thinking that every encounter is going to be that fun and exciting.
57 days ago
- Q. What part of the body is most attractive to you? Are you telling the truth or being politically correct?
- A. I like a woman with a nice big well developed thick muscular neck, but I admit I'm just being poltically correct in saying this.
57 days ago
- Q. Who or what is sexy to you? Why?
- A. A woman who mows the lawn, slaves over a hot stove, and splits and stacks the firewood. But that's just me.
57 days ago
- Q. If you could have two free tickets to any event, what would it be?
- A. Square dancing tractors at the county fair.
57 days ago
- Q. If you could visit anywhere in the world for five days, where would you go?
- A. I'd like to tour the continent of Africa and then for the last 3-days hang out in Amana Iowa.
57 days ago
- Q. What movie will you watch every time it's on TV? Why?
- A. Movie? Old Yeller. Why? I'm a big fan Spike, one of the greatest canine actors of the 20th Century. I've always thought he got robbed by not gettng an Oscar for that role.
57 days ago
- Q. What's your favorite comfort food? And where do you get it?
- A. Five alarm chili chased with jalapeno infused gin on the rocks.
57 days ago
- Q. Who or what makes you laugh?
- A. Even though I may not want to, anyone who pulls a gun on me can make me laugh.
57 days ago